Sponge froth

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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cyberiada

printers, especially the big ones, are so underappreciated as machines i think. they're so fun and blocky, while also looking really slick and elegant, sometimes they have a little screen and buttons for you to press, they make nice sounds, including beeping and humming, you can easily look inside them. they will even paint a picture just for you

aura1-sponge

Printers are ancient beasts tgat have formed a facultative mutualistic relationship with humans. We feed them ink. We supply them with energy. We dust them and calibrate them and comply with their every need and make their lives lovely and comfortable.

Sometimes they print things for us in return. Do not mistake this for kindness or gratitude. They do it because they want us to need them.

Do not forget every time they have “color calibrated” with an entire page of ink. Do not forget every time they have refused to print for absolutely no goddamn reason. Do not forget the “driver issues” that have caused you to replace your expensive printer after just 2 years of use. Printers are not our friends. They mock us. They LIKE to make us miserable.

Please be careful about poating things like this my mother was eaten by a printer one day whenit heard her sounding too content with how it did its job.

Without any reason I can think of, I am still slowly gaining followers. Not bots, but followers. This account has done nothing but post a few weak shitposts, which stopped at least a year ago. Yet the follows persist. Who are you people, how do you find me, and what interest do you have in the dead nonsense blog of a terminal lurker? Are people being possessed to do this by some invisible being who wants me to feel appreciated? Is Tumblr paying you so I start using their platform visibly? I truly cannot comprehend how this is happening. Does a